So Your Cat is Trying to Kill You

by JB Trepagnier

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Tiny. clawed death ninjas
So you’ve just brought your new cat home. Now what? Why does he wander around hollering? What is he doing when he creepily stares at you from across the room? What does it mean when you wake up and he’s sitting right on your chest? What if he gets sick? Why does he keep showing me his butt? Don’t panic. He’s either trying to kill you or ruin your life.