The Day His Nose Turned Into A Penis

by Paris Hawkins

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"The day his nose turned into a penis was the day we officially tried soul-staring for the first time," writes Paris Hawkins in this compellingly strange and intimately wonderful novel about an adulterous affair and repentance.

The best-selling author takes readers on a journey with her from the milfy Midwest to California and back, with all the travails and triumphs of marriage, motherhood and career success.