I'm stranded on an alien planet. The locals find me, trap me, and I believe they want me dead. Well... most of them do, anyway...
I knew I shouldn't have agreed to the trip. How many people want to go to an alien planet and ride an ancient pirate ship and think it's a good idea?
Because it's not. Naturally, I got stranded and captured by blue skinned aliens. Naturally they want to kill me. Though when my translation chip works to translate enough, I realize that I might have some allies in the mix.
Just a shame they have a stupid tradition of marrying a woman if she speaks to someone. One word to the wrong person – and now I have a husband.
That escalated quickly.