Helen: From the L.C.T.F. Archives

by Lesley Finch

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A day in the life of Helen Paisley's boobs, submitted to the L.C.T.F. as part of her coursework, and archived under her dossier.

Shy, retiring librarian Helen has an attitude towards her body that is ambivalent, bordering on self-loathing. Her sex tutor Martin has suggested that, as form of therapy, she spend an entire day thinking about her breasts in positive erotic terms, and to document these thoughts in a journal.

The exercise takes Helen completely outside her comfort zone, and what could be a very normal day turns into one long erotic fantasy as she comes to appreciate quite how beautiful and sexually attractive she is under those frumpy spectacles and cardigans.