There's only one reason I applied to Kimpton College. There's only one reason anyone applies to Kimpton College. Let’s just say when the brochure mentioned opportunities for fraternization, it had nothing to do with book clubs and team sports.

The girls here take wild to a whole new level. And the Delta Gamma Delta sisters are the hottest of the hot. I have to join that sorority, more than I need to breathe.

There’s just one more thing between me and sexual freedom. All it'll take is seven minutes in heaven.

This is a welcome I'm sure I’ll never forget.