I’m sick of the billionaire lifestyle.
I’m sick of f*cking women who are just after my money!
So, I go back to the only place I feel truly safe... grandma’s, my only family.
Just as I started to think I might finally catch a break, grandma announced that she’s going to ‘help’ me find true love — she’s signed me up to a reality TV dating show!
Life is just f*cking great.