Great! Just Great!
My boyfriend of two years dumps me for another woman on the eve of New Year's Eve.
And the reason? She weighs less than me.
Thanks, James. Really. Thanks.
But, I'm not sitting at home crying for your sorry ass.
No, I'm going to re-build the confidence you systematically destroyed.
And then I go and meet Ace, the hottest, sexiest man alive.
Whoa! And it is sweet revenge all the way.