Who is this unknown legend you ask? Is he merely another self-employed loser? Is he some absurd yet handsome disgrace to normality? To paint an accurate picture; think of your favorite celebrity crush, but relaxing in a throne of pillows, holding three glasses of wine somehow, wearing sunglasses and multiple Hawaiian shirts with all the collars popped – but without the good looks or charisma. There you have it, that's exactly who Allanvre is.