Holden Mehcooter is a third-generation retail greeter who prefers generic over name brand. When he’s not home with his hermaphrodite raccoon, he’s scaling the mountains of sawdust from his home artisan toothpick bespoke gallery. Fan mail can be sent to the Griffin Park Correctional Facility for the Misbehaved.
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