“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubblegum.”
I've done so many of these lately, I'm sure you all probably know who I am. If you don't...uh, why not? I'm freaking awesome! Sheesh.
I'm an author, spawn wrangler, IT sys admin, Meme Queen, movie quoter and basically 24x7 sarcasm all wrapped into one exhausted pigeon who's convinced sleep is a myth. I write sweet, fluffy contemporary romance, paranormal romance and also horror/psychological thrillers.
I'm from Florida, grew up all over the East Coast, spent seven years in Turkey, a year in Japan and now live in the hell better known as Virginia swampland. (I'm not even kidding; you could put saddles on the mosquitoes and ride the bitches!) It's also been hotter than Satan's butthole here and with a humidity that could choke a dolphin.
I have a spoiled-ass German Shepherd who thinks he's human and talks back worse than the spawn. There's also the crotchety old fart cat who graces me with his presence on occasion. It's usually after he presents me with a "gift" of some sort, generally still half alive. (Dude, don't play with your food!)