I am a Haribo Gummy Candy Whore & a foul-mouthed writer of smexy times and characters who typically have immature and inappropriate humor. Yes, this is a reflection of me. I can only hope you respect me in the morning, but I don’t expect it.
At some point, I may offend you. Yes, I realize this and own it. Trying to change this outcome has proved futile in my past. It's best to just let my trashy mouth weed out the classy folk. We are both better off that way.
So, if you like cursing, laugh at fart jokes, and can handle my bi-curious tendencies, let's hang.